Witty Yeti’s You Are a D**K Offensive Business Card 25 Pack. Spread Fun to Friends & Enemies Alike! Funny Gag Gift, Prank & Joke for Fraternities, Naughty Adults Against Humanity & Dirty Santa Parties
Brand: Witty Yeti
Color: Black White
- WE’VE ALL BEEN SHAFTED BEFORE. Get back at those who’ve wronged you with Witty Yeti’s new “You Are a D**K” calling card.
- FRIEND GIVING YOU A HARD TIME? Slip one in their backpack. Spunky coworker trying to beat you on a project? Dad making fun of you for being small? (Don’t worry, we all know you’re a grower).
- WHIP OUT A GREAT GAG GIFT. You’re looking for a novelty gift for someone who enjoys tasteful, understated humor, then these D**K cards are for you. This stroke of genius is guaranteed to bring 45-60 seconds of pure bliss.
- HAVE A FRIEND NAMED RICHARD? There has literally never been a more perfect gift for him. You are actively doing him a disservice if you don’t get him these. Don’t be a D**K to Dick.
- UNLEASH 3.5” OF ROCK HARD JUSTICE. You Are a D**K cards are printed on business-card sized (2” x 3.5”) 16pt, high quality UV-coated paper for maximum impact. A total of 25 D**K cards per order!
Details: Don’t Be a Stiff, Express Yourself!Quit hiding away your feelings. If someone is pricking your emotions, give them a piece of your mind. Don’t just shrink away from the problem prematurely. Grasp it firmly and do what you gotta do to reach a climax of justice. Also, consider giving them a D**K card.Pull Out a Fun Gag GiftMake (or ruin) someone’s day with this perfect novelty gift and practical joke for immature people of all ages. Friend graduating from school? Buddy having a bachelor party? Dad keeps pressuring you to put on pants and go outside? We’ve got you covered!You Can’t Beat Our Cards (or Your Money Back)If you and your friends aren’t left satisfied and smiling after a long night with our D**K cards, then just let us know and we’ll make it right. We guarantee your complete satisfaction or your money back (if only my ex had the same deal).
Package Dimensions: 8x89x45